A free font by Matthew Welch
I started out thinking I'd make this font look like my handwriting but after all the careful work making the letters connect I realized that this is way too neat to look anything like my handwriting. Yes, that means my actual handwriting is deplorably messy. No, you probably couldn't actually ready my handwriting.
He slimed me
Yee ha! Jester's dead!
Are you chicken, Colonel Sanders?
Strange game. The only winning move is not to play.