Stuff You Can Buy!

Don't you need more stuff? Everyone knows society judges you by the number of things you own. But how can you get more things? How? How? Well, here are some wonderful things that you can buy for yourself. Go ahead, you'll feel better if you do.


Games are fun. I love playing games. So much so, in fact, that I've even designed a few of my own. So check out Square Gear Games, where you can buy all the games that I've published. Keep coming back, too. More games are in development.


Tengwar is an alphabet J.R.R. Tolkien invented. It is used by the Elves of Middle Earth in The Lord of the Rings. It can also be used to write English. I, for instance, have used it here to make amusingly irreverent t-shirts.