Stuff You Can Buy!

Don't you need more stuff? Everyone knows society judges you by the number of things you own. But how can you get more things? How? How? Well, here are some wonderful things that you can buy for yourself. Go ahead, you'll feel better if you do.

Games

Games are fun. I love playing games. So much so, in fact, that I've even designed a few of my own. So check out Square Gear Games, where you can buy all the games that I've published. Keep coming back, too. More games are in development.

Tengwar

Tengwar is an alphabet J.R.R. Tolkien invented. It is used by the Elves of Middle Earth in The Lord of the Rings. It can also be used to write English. I, for instance, have used it here to make amusingly irreverent t-shirts.

With this shirt, people will ask you, "What does your shirt say?" And you will respond, "Something in Elvish," because that's exactly what it says. But they will still ask, "Ok, but what does it actually say?" To which you will reply, "It actually says, 'Something in Elvish.'" Then they will probably claim that you don't know what your own shirt says. But you can assure them that you do, and that it in fact says, "Something in Elvish." At this point they will just get frustrated and you will just chuckle smugly.

This shirt says, "If you can read this, you need to get out more." So wear this shirt out a lot and prove that you must not be able to read it.

Chess

I play chess. Not very well, but I play. If you play too, celebrate your nerdiness with this amusing t-shirt.